How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I've started a new diet. All fruit, vegetables and nuts. I should say I started it at the beginning of the week. I'm already of thinking of revising it. Less of the fruit, too many carbohydrates, more veges, and more protein. I'm following the advice of pretty much every health food article I've read and have begun eating small amounts of food throughout the day. The box of fruit and vegetables at my desk is hugely entertaining to my employer. I'm not getting the energy I need out of it, probably due to cutting out all the pasta and rice and bread that used to get me through a day. It's also had the side effect of make me dreadfully boring and destroying my ability to write ... the first thing I've completed all week is about my daily caloric intake. I'm stopping this now.